Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy a new smartelephone (Old phone missing, presumed pinched. Some inebriated moron (me) left it in the back of a taxi back in Feb. Telephoning needs currently being met by an old phone, which is perfectly pleasant but doesn't do apps, and I miss my angry little bird friends.), and then I'm going to download instagram and take square little retro-filtered photographs of all the jolly things I see in my splendid life, so I can put them on my blog and have something to talk about. I enjoy other bloggers' 'snapshots' posts (cos nosy), and I also seem to have fallen out of lurve with Boring Outfit Posts of late (Ahem. Cos LAZY.), so I'm going to resort to replacing quality blog content with pictures of food, dresses and particularly high-scoring/hilarious Words With Friends words.
Here is an example of the useless things you will have to look forward to, lucky, lucky readers. Simon and I frequently find little kitchen notes left for us by visitors, the appliances, each other or 'Mo', our imaginary resident junk food stealer. Here's one penned by a lasagne.
P.S. Isn't my new background pretty?