You know it's bad news when you visit the Oasis website (ONLY because I was ebaying one of my Oasis skirts and I'd bought it recently enough that I thought there still might be a picture of it on the site that would look more professional and inviting to bidders than my crappy snap! Honest!) and the front page has a strip displaying a small selection of the newest wares...
...and you instantly go "I want THAT and THAT and THAT and THAT and THAT but not that dull handbag on the end."
I have an exciting new advertising opportunity for you! For just £200 per month (payable in Oasis vouchers if you please) you can be the SOLE sponsor of FASCINATING new style blog Bette on Toast, which has a large readership of literally SEVERAL people! How about it?
Love, Bette xxx