Loving how theatrical my little vaudeville-dressing-room bedroom looks with the lights off and the lamp on:
Super stripy, fudgy, chocolatey cake I made:
SIMON: [tutting] Somebody has left this cake in a non-uniform shape! [Cuts off a sliver to make it symmetrical]
BETTE: I can't believe we've eaten exactly half a cake today.
SIMON: Can't you?
BETTE: No, you're right, I can very well believe it!
SIMON: Tch, it's only a little one. It's a two-person cake.
Happy Birthday Simon!