The Mothership asks me what I would like for my soon-to-be birthday.
I'm sure she hopes for practical, economical suggestions.
Winter boots be damned, all I desire is a plinky-plonky old piano and a super-swishy Doris Designs petticoat.
Plink plonk. Swish swish.
(Piano pictures from Pinterest, and petticoat pictures from Doris Designs' website)