Sunday 12 June 2011

How much is your face worth?

Attention please! (x2, if you like)
I apologise to my male readers, all three of them, but this is another post about make-up.  You may wish to skip this toast post entirely.  And actually, this has turned into a rather lengthy post, so I have just saved you at least ten minutes of your day,  You're welcome.
(Although really, Simon only reads a toast post if he's checked that his name does appear in the tags at the bottom, Matt just scrolls through and looks at the pictures, and I'm certain Steven only reads the G&S-related ones, not that I blame him!)

Anyway, feminine readers, make-up is brilliant, isn't it?  I am totally besotted with the stuff, and if you are like me you may wish to run right out and buy a copy of July's Glamour magazine, because they're giving away free mini Benefit products with every one.  I may have bought three copies.

You only get diddy bottles of the three products, but they last forever, and I consider it a humongous bargain - you can buy these smaller sizes from Benefit at around £10 each, and Glamour only costs two quid.  (Which is pretty good for a magazine, considering Vogue costs four bleeding pounds.  Not that I buy Vogue, you understand.  I've got no interest in looking at pictures of designer clothes that I can't evereverever buy.  I like the likes of Glamour because they stick to highstreet clothes, which I can at least covet using my mantra of "You can have it when it comes into the sale"!)  Anyway, magazine tangent over, I've used Benetint before, and loved it, but I was interested to try the paler pink Posietint.  I wasn't convinced I was going to like it, because lately I've been enjoying BRIGHT colours on my face (see below!), but I tried it out yesterday, and it does give a nice, fresh, sweet complexion.  Looks nice on the lips, too.  High Beam does exactly what it says on the tin - a gorgeous, dewy highlighter that makes you glow!  I haven't quite figured out how to forge myself cheekbones with it yet, but it's great under the eyebrows to lift your eyes, and in the inner corner of your eye to make you look all sparkly!

Face (and Boring Outfit) of the Day

I went for totally unsubtle coral and bright blue on my eyes today, to match my dress.  They're both from a Sleek palette.  I've also got Posietint cheeks and Benetint lips, and please do overlook the horrendousness of my eyebrows at the moment!

I'm thinking that I need to wash those filthy plimsolls!

Tunic:  Dorothy Perkins (I had a 20% off discount code last week, and for once it was redeemable on sale items (Is it me, or has Dotty P's got vastly more expensive recently? Forty squid for a dress? Who do you think you are, Oasis?!) so I had a little shopping spree.)
Denim trousers: Peacocks
Belt: River Island, six and half years ago - I remember buying it with some of my 18th birthday dosh!

Anyway, back to Make-up...
Here's a fun game:  How Much Is Your Face Worth?  I've seen bloggers such as Sailor Jennie do this little exercise so I thought I'd have a go myself.  I always feel very poor and/or smug when I read beauty blogs, because it seems that it's allllll about Estee Lauder Doublewear, MAC Paint Pots, NARS blusher and Smashbox primer.  On every face.  I, on the other hand, am a big fan of cheap make-up (and also FREE make-up!) - however, I bet that when I count up how much my daily face costs I'll have a nasty surprise!

The idea is to choose your most-used products and count up the price of them all, leaving you with the exact cost of your beauty!  (Ooh, I'm getting a flashback to my bullshitty Master's degree... I'm sure I wrote an essay about beauty as commodity.  It somehow, in my usual sidetrack-y way, managed to feature lots of vintage magazine adverts and a section about Bette Davis' star persona.  As you do.)

I've decided to choose TWO products in each 'category' that get the most wear, then I'll just do the average price. (Eek. Maths.)  I'll use for price info, because I buy all my frivolous paints and potions in Boots, because Boots Advantage Card points are AMAZING.  I'm also very fond of the 'Spend £X on a certain cosmetics brand and receive a million and five Advantage Card points and a goodie bag with lots of free products in' offers they frequently do. Okay, here we go!


I have two foundations on the go.
1) Max Factor Lasting Performance in 102 Pastelle - £9.99
I don't hugely love this.  I find it kind of patchy to apply, and difficult to blend.  Don't think I'll buy any more when this one runs out.
2) Max Factor Colour Adapt in 70 Natural - £9.99
This, on the other hand, I adore.  According to Max Factor, this stuff "adapts to your individual skin tones to provide a flawless finish that is perfect for you." - and it does!  I can see it lighten into my skin colour as I apply it, it blends seamlessly, it lasts well, it leaves me with a really silky finish as though I had used a foundation primer, AND it smells like bakewell tarts.  As you can see, this was a freebie sample size, so cost me NUFFINK, but I'm going to count the 9.99 price because I think I'll definitely buy some more of this after my sample runs out.

As for concealer, I've been using
1) Maybelline Cover Stick in Ivory - (Not on Boots or Superdrug website! ARGH! Have they discontinued it?? Noooo!)  I'm pretty sure it's around £5.99.
for years.  I like the creamy consistency, and it's a good match for my skin.  It doesn't last all day, but it's cheap and easy to reapply.
2) Collection 2000 Illuminating Touch Light Diffusing Concealer - £4.99
For the old bags under the eyes.  My sister recommended this one to me as it was "the best thing ever" but sorry Stephanie, I disagree!  First off, Collection 2000?  Is that not what 12-year-olds use?  Also, I think it actually makes my dark eyes more noticeable!  If they're not too bad, it covers them up just fine, but if they're particularly unsightly I think the illuminating, light diffusing shizz actually accentuates the problem!  I won't buy this one again.


I didn't think blusher would be my biggest extravagance!  Well, leaving aside my new friends Benetint and Posietint for the moment, most of the time I use
1) Benefit Dandelion - £23.50
Good old Dandelion!  I've been using this for years (although it has got considerably more expensive in that time, hmmm Benefit!), although recently I've started using Dandelion as an all-over complexion brightener, and colouring my actual cheeks with
2) Too Faced Brightening Blush in La Vie En Rose - £16.50 (although mine was a Christmas present, so again, freee!)
The flash on my camera washed this one out; it's actually a darker pink than the Dandelion, with sparkles in!


Eyeshadow - I wear at least two colours of eyeshadow daily.  I like painting on different combinations and using my eyelids to create colour 'links' in my outfit.  That sounds stupid.  I mean I may wear a turquoise belt, and then a bit of turquoise on the eyes to match it all together.  Or I like totally clashing.  Make-up is FUN.  ANYWAY, if I wasn't so obsessed with the 'Retro Colours' filter on Lunapic, you might actually be able to see the colours of the two eyeshadows I have chosen. *D'oh*
1) Maybelline Expert Wear Mono Eye Shadow in Pink Fizz - £4.09
Silly name - it's actually more of a mauvey pink, which I think looks rather nice with my blue eyes.  It shimmers, too, and looks good built up and blended with purple.
2) No.7 Stay Perfect Eyeshadow in True Gold - £8, but mine was a goodie bag sample, so FREE!
Surprisingly versatile, this one, and not just for dazzling night-time make-up.  I blend it with bronzes and browns, or even with greens.  It looks amazing, in an 80s disco sort of way, worn with pink and turquoise eyeliner.

1) Maybelline The One by One Volum' Express in Black - £8.49
Another stupid name.  What's with Volum'??  Anyway, the only reason I've got so much Maybelline at the mo is because of a 'buy three items, get a millionty-seven points' offer.  Can't remember why I chose this one, it's pretty good, no complaints.
2) Max Factor Masterpiece MAX in Black - 9.99, except this one was another freebie!
I was pleasantly surprised by this one!  I would never have picked it up when in the market for a new mascara, because the tube isn't brightly coloured and a funny shape, and I haven't seen it on adverts claiming to be the new mascara revolution because of its bubble-shaped, backwards, self-heating, collapsible wand, or whatever.  However, it made my lashes appear really long and fluttery, and it doesn't go all clumpy.  Do like!

1) Rimmel Glam'Eyes Professional Liquid Liner in Black Glamour - £5.29
Love this.  I buy more of this same eyeliner every time I run out, which is often, because I use tonnes of the stuff every day.  I find the flat brush the perfect shape for painting on my 'wings'.
2) All About Face (Tesco) pencil eyeliner in Black - £1.49
I can't be doing with liquid eyeliner on the lower eye, so I use pencil.  There's nothing amazing about this one but it does the job and I like the sharpener in the lid.


Both 'daytime reds' here, a lipstick and a lipgloss.  I have a squillion different lip products, but these are probably my two favourites.
1) Max Factor Colour Collections Lipstick in 804 Hint of Red - £7.99
This is quite a subtle, glossy lipstick, with a slightly sparkly finish.  Very lovely.
2) Bourjois Effect 3D Max Lip Gloss in Framboise Ardent - £6.99
I like this because it doesn't have the stickiness of most lipglosses.  It can be a bit gloopy, so you have to be quite sparing. 

(How monosyllabic have my 'reviews'/explanations got?  You can tell I'm getting bored! Nearly there...)

Last but not least, my slightly obsessive area, Eyebrows:

Good old
Rimmel Professional Eyebrow Pencil - £2.99
in either 002 Hazel or 001 Dark Brown, depending on how scary I want them to be.  Usually sharpened to a point for drawing precisely, but I appear to have been slacking on that front.

OKAY.  So, by doing the old 'add them all up and divide by two' routine, I have found that on a daily basis my face costs roughly  £55.64.  Shit!  That's more than I thought!  It's a rare day when I could say that my whole outfit, shoes included, cost more than £55.64!

Well, there you have it.  Has anyone else done the 'How much is your face worth?' game?  Show me a link to it if you have, I'm nosy!

Signing off for now.  My very expensive face and I might go and tidy up this pig-sty of a house.  (And since Simon isn't reading this one, I can tell you that we are currently having a fight about Washingupgate and I will win because I am more stubborn than Simon, even if we have to start eating out for every meal because there are no clean plates left!


  1. Oh, I love this - might do one myself next week. I did a similar thing on bargain beauty products recently but didn't actually tot it all up. :-)

  2. I have found the liquid eyeliner to be quite heavy upon application, however once it dries it's perfectly fine.

    You will probably win washingupgate because I have the other half of the kitchen crockery in my bedroom, on which I'm growing new planets. I'm planning genocide though, so when I've destroyed the colonies that have developed in the mugs, I'll probably do the rest.

  3. Au contraire, I read all your posts - I like random whitterings. Though I admit to only skimming much of this one, since my knowledge of make-up is entirely limited to what I've learned from doing G&S.

  4. I may do something similar although I use make up rather sparingly... because I'm cheap and lazy =p However I may do a "these are my particular faves and why" instead of "these are the ones I use on a regular basis".

    ALSO I think I may go and get the benetint and the posie because I've seen them before and though oooh? but then didn't really have the money and didn't understand it. Then I saw the Glamour mag and thought oooooooh! but didn't act upon it so I may do that soon as they seem to work really well. And glamour is a good one to read. I either get that one, Elle or on rare occasions Vouge if they have interesting stuff in.

  5. I have two comments to make :) The first is that on hearing benefit makeup was FREE with Glamour, I have been and raided the RVI Newsagent for Benetint and HighBeam, and am now a happy puppy. The second, is that after reading this I was inspired to find out how much my daily-wear makeup bag costs, and discovered that on a daily basis (so literally just my basic 'day' face, no lipstick or eyeshadows etc) my makeup bag costs £148.15. This was not a pleasant discovery. It further pains me to remember how much money I spent on Hair Products on top of that!!!!

    In case you are interested, this is what my daily makeup bag looks and costs like:

    Match Perfection Foundation by Rimmel - £8.99
    Collection 2000 pressed powder - 1.99
    Benefit Erase Paste - 19.50
    Benefit Boing - 16.50
    Benefit Coralista - 23.50
    Benefit Benetint - 24.50
    Benefit Lemonaid - 16.50
    Benefit High Beam - 18.50
    Barry M - Twisting Eye Pencil - 3.99
    Collection 2000 Liquid Eyeliner - 2.99
    MaxFactor Falsies Mascara - 8.19
    Nivea Honey and Milk Lipbalm - £3

    Total: 148.15



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