|I looked like a Bond girl or a flasher, depending on who you believe.|
|Me outside a shop the Danes named after me.|
Back at school with the bairns now, and on Day One of the new term, one of them was sick, one of them bit me and one of them ran away. Bring it on, Day Two.
Here is a joke that meine kleine Schwester just told me: "Q: How do you turn soup into gold? A: Put 9 carrots into it." Har har har.