Pianos and Petticoats

The Mothership asks me what I would like for my soon-to-be birthday.

I'm sure she hopes for practical, economical suggestions.

 

However...

 

 

 

Winter boots be damned, all I desire is a plinky-plonky old piano and a super-swishy Doris Designs petticoat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plink plonk.  Swish swish.

 

(Piano pictures from Pinterest, and petticoat pictures from Doris Designs' website)